If you were a one time friend
I'd break your sturdy arm.
If you were a two time friend
I'd let you come to harm.
If you were a three time friend
I'd drown you with the rain.
Then befriend me a fourth time;
you'd certainly be slain.
But if upon the fifth time
you came back to be my friend,
I'd shove this fiery poker
up your stubborn, kind rear end.
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